Coco’s Photo Shoot !!! you know Coco, Ice-T’s wife

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Thank you Ice -T, for turning this Ho in to your housewife!!!

Nelly and Ashanti getting Extorted by there joint sexual partner

 

Apparently one of hip hop’s hottest couples is currently being blackmailed by a former video vixen/exotic dancer/escort who feels that she was not adequately compensated for her services over the past few years.

Here’s what the semi-popular video vixen asked us to publish:

WatchURmouth.com I just wanted to put one of your favorite couple’s on blast. Nelly and Ashanti are two frauds. They promised to buy me a home in Atlanta, and now Nelly is saying that he won’t do it anymore.

I’ve known Ashanti for about 3 years and we dated for about 2. Ashanti almost as soon as we started kicking it, she brought Nelly into the picture. I’m very open so it was cool … and it wasn’t really even about sex, we were all just like part of a family together.

As far as sex goes, we all kick it together. Ashanti is a straight up lesbian too – she’s a butch. We used to do everything, but now she only wants to perform oral sex on me, and never asks me to do it to her. I don’t think she F#%^ Nelly on the regular either.

And Nelly, he’s cool and all. But he’d be really embarrassed if I put out there that he likes the vibrator used on him more than I do. Not in the booty but all around the hole.

WatchURmouth.com please help me put this out, they need to be embarrassed. I have been out of work now for about 6 months and I have a daughter to take care of. They promised me that home, I picked out furniture and everything, it’s not fair. I’m thinking about getting a lawyer and suing them for breach of contract.

Please black out the names like it’s a blind item. I’ll call Nelly after you post the story. If he still doesn’t buy me the house then you can go with whatever.

 

Chris Brown New victim/We mean girlfriend!!!

 

This is them together

You Tell Me: Obama Chia Pet- Is That Racist?

There is nothing to say but damn

Thats right! There is now an Obama Chia Pet. How bored can you be to come up with this. Do I think that this was done on a racist tip, no.  Was this done in bad taste, yes. Will this come across as racist to people, probably. I want to know what jackass came up with this idea. President Obama should be flattered, I’m assuming now that he is a chia pet. Whoever is working in the Marketing and Creative Dept’s need to be fired. 

Cha Cha Chia....

 The Obama Chia Pet is being tested only in two states. Hmm, I wonder why only in 2 states. In fact, I haven’t seen it anywhere. No tv commerical, no internet advertisement, nothing. Could they be worried that if they did it would have a negative effect?  Yet, for those of you that would like one (for whatever dumb reason) it can be purchased online.

Something for the ladies to appreciate

It gets better

chocolate flavor