I guess it is written in the “On Tour” handbook, that dating your staff is a must. Britney Spears had to have skipped over that chapter the first time because we see how well the marriage to Kevin Federline went. The difference this time is that the hottie dancer is younger, 21, and has a sexier name: “Gio”.
Unfortunately, Britney’s dad, Jamie, came and busted up this lovely affair. Of Course, it was after Britney had already bought young Gio some clothes, shoes, and a bunch of condoms. That’s an equal exchange. I give you sex and you buy my things. I thought that was called prostitution? Britney, honey, they don’t love you as much as they love your money.