Miley Cyrus New Gig… Stripper?

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Jessica Only Squats To Pee

 

Jessica Simpson has been taking alot of heat lately for her fuller figure ( if her figure is considered full, then I’ll be a full anytime) so she has started training again. Unfortunately, she is complaining that her trainer is making her do squats and according to Jessica ” I only squat to pee”. If that is what she has to do while training then do it, girl! You won’t be able to tell the difference between sweat and pee anyway.

Britney Spears Gets It On With Her Dancer!

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I guess it is written in the “On Tour” handbook, that dating your staff is a must. Britney Spears had to have skipped over that chapter the first time because we see how well the marriage to Kevin Federline went.  The difference this time is that the hottie dancer is younger, 21, and has a sexier name: “Gio”.

Still Hot As A Brunette.... Even Yummier

Unfortunately, Britney’s dad, Jamie, came and busted up this lovely affair. Of Course, it was after Britney had already bought young Gio some clothes, shoes, and a bunch of condoms. That’s an equal exchange. I give you sex and you buy my things. I thought that was called prostitution? Britney, honey, they don’t love you as much as they love your money.

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Lily Allen Joins The Broke Bitch Club

Poor little Lilly Allen is suffering the economic affects of reset times and is crying that she is broke.  The singer, who had the #1 album last month, had to sell the year old BMW due to financial problems. Never mind her selling the car what about the beach she bought in Jamaica while on a drinking binge? I would think that you would get more money from selling the beach than the car. Can we say “awwwww”, as we regular people feel the tear run down our faces. It is a hard awaking for the young singer who ca now see the consequences of all her over-spending.

The part that pisses me off is that she had the balls to say that she will never really go broke because of the royalties/plays she will get from her albums but that can take a year to get. She is use to getting the money from the banks that will “front”  it to her but due to the economy no banks are lending…. once again ” awwww”. How about she just go broke like the rest of use and then maybe we can feel sorry for her, then when she gets her money, in a year, she can become a rags to riches story. As everyone know, we all like those kinds of stories.