Miss California’s Crowned Top Stripper!

How in the world do people in beauty pagents think that their past is not going to haunt them? When you do shady sh!t it will come up. The perfect example is Miss California herself, Carrie Prejean. It wasn’t bad enough that her comments regarding gay marriage was so prehistorical mumbo jumbo ( you need to get with the times. The world is changing regardless if you like it or not.) now pictures of her have mysteriously popped up being topless. And yes, we do have the picture.

Thank you Dirty.com

Here’s the funny thing. Don’t lie about it. She is saying that when those pictures were taking she was 17. Well, the underwear (which is Victoria Secrets brand) she was wearing was researched, and here are the results. Carrie would have been 18 in 2005. That brand of underwear didnt come out until 2006. I can hear her already: : “Oopsies….”. I know that she is a blond but come on. Would love to hear the conversations between her and her boyfriend Michael Phelps.

Now, I would rather admit to being 18 and over then continue to say I was 17 and under. Then that would make it child pornagraphy. I watched Law and Order last nite, girl (who was 16 or 17) sent pictures of herself to her boyfriend and they arrested her behind.  I hear sirens.

The pictures were supposedly taken by a friend or family member for a portfolio. Yuck, why would you take semi nude pictures of a child? Anywho, the contract from Miss California USA prohibites nudity. It states: “appearing in public or permitting myself to be photographed in a state of partial or total nudity or in a lewd, compromising or sexually suggestive manner constitutes a violation of this provision (this includes photographs of images that may appear on any Web site, such as MySpace of Facebook).”

Can we say…. “bye bye tiara”?

N@gga Get out! Kelis is divorcing Nas

The Hip-Hop and R&B power duo are over!

 Kelis, who is 7 months pregnant with Nas’ child, filed for divorce.

Kelis and her future “Baby Daddy” Nas

What happened, you ask? Well thanks to our friends at MediaTakeOut.com managed to talk to someone on Nas’ side and someone on Kelis side. And they gave different reasons.

Kelis nude and SEXXXALICIOUS!!

First, here’s what someone close to Nas MediaTakeOut.com:

Their marriage was doomed from the beginning because Kelis is shady. She comes off real nice and sweet, but behind all that she’s as conniving as one of those [women] from the soap operas.

Here’s an example [of Kelis’] ways. Her and Nas bought a condo together. But come to find out later that Kelis made sure that she put it in her name only. And she signed all the papers a few days before they got married so that everything would be hers.

As far as the cheating goes, I don’t know. I can’t put anything past her….

Nas...one of the greatest rappers of all time

Here’s what someone close to Kelis told MediaTakeOut.com:

It’s sad that their marriage [fell] apart, but Nas is to blame. He talks to her real disrespectful. If you’re supposed to love someone, you can’t let certain words or certain things come out of your mouth.

As far as Kelis’ past, it shouldn’t matter. She loved Nas and he should have been able to put anything in the past – in the past.

Also, Nas was not faithful to Kelis. He had at least one other woman that I know of.
Dang … we hate to see these two break up. But on the real, both insiders maintain that Nas and Kelis still LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

Come on guys … ain’t there some way of making this work????

Nas & Kelis during good times

Chris Brown had an affair with Jennifer Gardner (photo)

Shocking News!

Chris Brown has been blowing the back out of Jennifer Gardner.

Here is the photographic  proof:

Jennifer Gardner tried to break it off..and he..let's just say that he did what he does best.

Christina Aguilera when drinking goes real bad

DAMN! Christina Aguilera is one of the hottest women on the planet.

Except for when she’s been drinking. What a F*cking pig.

Christina Aguilera entering (L) and leaving (R) The Room nightclub in West Hollywood (4/27)

Vanessa Hudgens bottomless!

Awwwww Vanessa Hudgens is feeling a wee bit insecure?

Poor Vanessa, when you’re nothing more than a whore trying to go straight and your boyfriend is the most desired young man on the planet. You only have three options:

1. Dig deep and find some self-respect

2. Mirror the success of your boyfriend

3. Go back to whoring

 

Vanessa Hudgens bottomless...again

We here at WatchURmouth.com respect your obvious decision.

Kelly McGillis: I am a Lesbian…now

Tom Cruise’s girlfriend in the 1980s hit “Top Gun” confirmed in an interview the longstanding rumor that she’s gay.

 

Kelly McGillis..young & Sexxxalicious

Kelly McGillis told the Internet show Girl Rock! that she was single, and in the market for a female partner.

“Definitely a woman,” she said when asked if she’s looking for a man or a woman. “I’m done with the man thing. You need to move on in life.”

Kelly McGillis when she was young and heterosexual...Kelly McGillis as an older carpet muncher

 

The actress said coming out as a lesbian was “an ongoing process from the time I was probably 12.”

She added that “I had a lot of things happen that convinced me that God was punishing me because I was gay.” McGillis was attacked and raped in her apartment in 1982 when she was a young actress working in New York.

The actress also told Girl Rock! that now that her daughters are grown, she’s looking to get back into acting, but is having a hard time – because she won’t dye her hair!

“Whenever I get an offer, they ask me to dye my hair,” the graying star said. “And I just won’t.”

 McGillis, 51, has been married and divorced twice, and has two daughters with her second husband, Fred Tillman.

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy intimate photos stolen

The first Lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy  had intimate photos of her stolen.

Nicolas Sarkozy & his demure wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy

Carla Bruni nude

Burglars stole a laptop containing photos of Mrs Bruni-Sarkozy, a digital camera and video material from the home of Julien Enthoven, the brother of the first lady’s former lover, Raphael.

The photos reportedly show her and Raphael with their nine-year-old son, Aurélien, while others show the pair at family occasions.

The intruders broke into the flat in rue Dauphine, in Paris’ chic 6th arrondissement, via a window.

This is the third time this year that those linked to President Nicolas Sarkozy have been burgled in Paris.

In February the home of the Mr Sarkozy’s brother, François was raided, and a week earlier half-a-million pounds worth of designer jewellery was taken from the apartment of Cecilia Attias, the President’s second wife.

But police said that they did not believe the robbers had any idea about the contents of their booty.

“It was a banal burglary. Everything that was digital was stolen as is often the case,” said a spokesman.

 

 

tsk..tsk..tsk...You can't turn a whore into a housewife

 

The then Miss Bruni met Raphael, a philosopher who was married at the time, while going out with his father, Jean-Paul Enthoven in 2001.

But they separated six years later, with Raphael complaining that she was not sufficiently committed. His ex-wife, Justine Levy – the daughter of Bernard-Henri Levy, the media philosopher – later wrote a revenge novel about a former supermodel who seduces another women’s husband. The character is described as a “praying mantis” and a “leech of a woman with a Terminator smile”.

Mrs Bruni-Sarkozy’s ex-lovers include British rock stars Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton, as well as Donald Trump, the US tycoon, and a number of other public figures.

A nude picture taken during her supermodel days, was released on the eve of a state visit to Britain last year. Since then, she has sought to portray a more demure image. It is not thought any of the stolen photos were compromising.

Their theft occurred on the night before the presidential couple arrived in Spain, where Mrs Bruni-Sarkozy has hit the headlines as a fashion rival to Princess Letizia.

 

 

tsk..tsk..tsk...You can't turn a whore into a housewife

 

 

Have you ever taken intimate pictures of yourself ?

Craigslist Killer: Phillip Markoff

Phillip Markoff killed because of gambling debts

Craigslist Killer Phillip Markoff being arraigned

The preppie med student accused of being the “craigslist Killer” who murdered a pretty Manhatton masseuse was driven by a gambling obsession, authorities say.

Cops said Phillip Markoff, who was held without bail in BostonTuesday on murder and kidnapping charges, devised a fiendish plan to finance casino trips by robbing escorts who might not report being attacked.

“This was a brutal, vicious crime – savage – and it shows that Philip Markoff is a man who is willing to take advantage of women,” said Suffolk County, Mass., District Attorney Daniel Conley.

“He probably thought he was going to get away with it. He thought he was too smart for us.”

Instead, the 22-year-old Boston University student who was planning a Jersey Shore wedding in August was arrested Monday as he drove with his fiancée, Megan McCallister toward the Foxwoods casino in Connecticut.

He had a suitcase and more than $1,000 in cash on him.

A police source said Markoff had recently begun to visit the poker tables at Foxwoods regularly, gambling as much as $1,000 a hand.

He made the 95-mile trek from his suburban Boston apartment on April 2, April 12 and again last Thursday – when he won $5,300.

A police raid on Markoff’s high-rise apartment turned up a handgun, bullets and plastic “zip tie” handcuffs like those the killer used.

Dressed in khaki pants and a rumpled, button-down shirt along with his leg and wrist chains, a stone-faced Markoff barely moved a muscle as he was charged in Boston Municiple Court with the murder of New Yorker Julissa Brisman.

Tall and strapping, Markoff stared straight ahead, betraying stress only by blinking nonstop as the crime was described. He didn’t speak: His lawyer entered a not-guilty plea for him.

This is slain "masseuse" Julissa Brisman when she used to work for notorious madam Kristin Davis

 

 

Brisman, a 26-year-old from the upper West Side, was bashed on the head and shot three times at close range in a 20th-floor room of a swanky Boston hotel April 14 after she resisted being tied with plastic handcuffs.

One of the bullets lodged in her leg, and two went into her chest – one straight through her heart, officials said.

“Julissa put up a pretty good struggle, and as a result of that struggle, she lost her life,” Conley said.

 

Her father, Hector Brisman, sat stoically in the Boston courtroom. He did not comment.

At home on W. 107th St., Brisman’s mother, Carmen, mourned her daughter’s death in private. “She’s in pain, she’s grieving,” said a family friend. “She doesn’t want to talk to anyone.”

Asked if the mother was happy her daughter’s alleged killer was caught, the friend said, “That is not the word for it. Justice is going to be done.”

 

Lady GaGa wants to tri bi with Lindsay Lohan

Lady GaGa has the hots for Lindsay Lohan. 

Lady Gaga wants to gratify Lindsay Lohan..SEXXXALICIOUS!!

The “Mean Girl” L indsay Lohan has no ideal that Lady Gaga desires to be her new play toy. She plans on surprising her at Club Pure in Vegas.

Lindsay lohan looking all nipple-icious!

Tony Romo is a such a huge cow-dick…!!

Tony Romo dumps Jessica Simpson for being bad in bed.

 

Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson

 

 

Carrie "Bootycall" Underwood

 

O’k, so it’s no big secret that Tony Romo has been logging in Booty calls with American Idol winner and country music sensation Carrie Underwood. It’s no secret that he was doing all of this while blowing the back out of Jessica Simpson.  Trust us, we here at WatchURmouth.com applaud him on juggling two sinfully sexxxy women. What we deplore is the way in which he dumped Jessica Simpson. Sure Jessica Simpson is a sexy blond idiot who is an almost text book perfect stereotype of the moronic  hot blond. However, she is still a human being who deserves at least a minimal amount of respect. I mean, to treat her like a common whore and according to you she wasn’t even a good whore in the sack? That makes you a complete and utter DICK!! You know what? We are not going to say anymore. I think our friends at The Turks Television show did an excellent job of saying it. So here they are!

 

 

 

Jessica Simple...Ooops we mean Simpson

Jessica simpson looking all Nipple-icious