What you need to do, is a weekly segement. We try to help out the people that sends there problems to the Dear Abby advice column. By giving some real advice instead of the corny advice that you recive from that damn, Dear Abby!!!
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend, “Josh,” won’t leave me alone. We have been living together for almost a year, and he is the ultimate overprotector. When I start to leave the house to run errands or anything, he stops me and asks, “Where do you think you’re going?” When I tell him, he will then follow me to the location.
I love Josh and would never want to hurt his feelings, but I think he’s a little too worried about me. I’m an adult, and I can take care of myself. Is Josh being too overprotective, or am I just crazy? — OVERPROTECTED IN OREGON
Here’s Dear Abby’s response
DEAR OVERPROTECTED: You’re not crazy. Josh’s behavior is over the top and is less about your safety than his own insecurity and lack of trust. Every year or so, I print the warning signs of an abuser. Please review them carefully. If any of the signs in addition to No. 3 apply to you, you should end the relationship immediately. Read on:
See, Dear Abby doesn’t help ms. OVERPROTECTED.
Ms. OVERPROTECTED this is “what you need to do”. Find yourself a man that looks like this:
Make this new man your Jump off*(defined at bottom of post), and then start preparing to cook Josh a beautiful breakfast with eggs and bacon and grits. Wake him up on this lovely morning, tell him how safe, and protected he make you feel. Let Josh know that you love him and you’ll never hurt his “feelings”. Hold his hand and walk him over to kitchen. Pull out his chair so he can sit down. When he sits in the chair, kiss him on his neck and let him know you’ll be right back with his breakfast that you prepared while he was a sleep. Take all the bacon and put it on a trey. Take two pieces of bacon and form them into a heart on a plate. Then take the eggs you’ve cooked and place them in the middle of the heart shaped bacon. after that take the trey of bacon and the plate that’s designed with your love and place them in front of him on the table. Give him a kiss and tell him you’ll be right back because you forgot the grits. Grab a bowl and fill it with grits. Take the extremely hot pot with the left over grits in it, towards the table and while Josh is busy eating take the bowl of grits that’s in your left hand and pour it on his head. This act will make him either jump straight up out of his seat or look up in the air. This is your opportunity to throw the boiling grits in his face and hit him in the head with the pot. You should began to beat Josh repeatedly over the head and in the face with your hot pot. The reason your doing this is because he’s cheating on you and that’s why he’s so over-protective. Josh Figures if he has time and opportunity to cheat than you have that same opportunity and if he’s cheating than you are probably doing the same thing!!!
This is the number 1 reason for a man being to over-protective.
*Jump off – A guy that your having fun and sex with besides your main boyfriend, that also know about your boyfriend. But your boyfriend doesn’t know about him!!!!
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