Broke Octomom Has Money For Tattoo.

How is it that you claim that you are so broke, and have to go on WIC to feed your kids but have enough money to get a tattoo? I guess once you figure out how to work the system, the rest comes easy.

Recently seen at Kustom Kulture in Hollywood getting a tattoo for her 8 babies. This tattoo is to go with the others that represent her other load of kids.

Suleman invited Radaronline.com to follow the “baby machine” as she got her 8th tattoo. We should all get thank you cards for that tattoo since we all are paying for it.

Octo-mom is in a new porn???

Not Quite…

Nadya Suleman's sexxxual parody Coctomom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Octo-mom kept turning down Vivid’s generous offer. So……Devil’s Films decided to do their own skin flick with her look alike. We seen the movie…HOT and funny!

Reality Sets In For Octomom With Reality Show

Everyone says that once you start a lie, all that happens is that it snowballs into bigger lies. Octomom Suleman has repeatedly told lie after lie to everyone, then when she gets caught all she does is “rephrase” it and here is another example.

We all know that she has been greedy hungry with the media and wants to be the next “Jon and Kate plus 8”. She wants the fame, money and everything else that comes with being a celebrity except she doesnt want to work for it. It has finally been admitted that she will have her own “reality show”, except (here is the fun part) it will not be called a “reality show”. It will be known as a “documentary” and will be called that until the kids are 18. That is a long ass time for a documentary. These kids are only a few months old.

Suleman told LifeStyle Weekly: ” … the documentary will not infringe on our family’s lifestyle since they will only be filming 6 times a year. It will also help her remember the milestones of the childrens lives.” Give me a break!

The best part of this is that this “documentary” is being filmed by a company in the U.K. called “Eyeworks”. It will be shown in the U.K. first and then the U.S. (depending if we are interested…. I guess she never heard of cable television. Duh…. you dont have to bring your show here to the US, sweetie. I can get it on the comcast! … of course, if I’M interested.)

Here’s my questions: Will you watch Suleman’s “Documentary”

Nadya Suleman Brings Last Team Member Home… Baby Jonah

Hail Hail the gangs all here. Its a happy time for the Suleman family, the last baby finally came home.  Jonah only weighed 1 pound 8 ounces, when he was born 3 months ago. Doctors from Kaiser Permanente said that Jonah is health enough to go home as long as he continues to gain weight and stays on formula and donated pasteurized breast milk (mmmm….. yummy… donated pasteurized breast milk…. the perfect way to start a morning….yuck!).

As for the reality show dream…. it may come to reality… According to UsMagazine: Suleman’s lawyer has slipped that she has met with four production companies, just last week, about getting her show started. Let’s do hope this happens or else we all will be paying for them babies…

On a side note: on April 1, someone threw a carseat into the back window of Suleman’s minivan. People, regardless of what or how we feel it does not give anyone the right…..  I mean ANYONE the right  to hurt or vandalize anyone’s property. Who ever did it…. you wrong!

Octomom Needs Financial Assistance To Feed Babies…

I thought that we were in a recession? Guess that only affects those that pay taxes. I’m sorry but this woman really is starting to piss me off. She now is asking for WIC financial assistance. For today, Ms. “I’m a star, I only stripped that one time, and What I meant was” says that she doesn’t care what people think anymore and that she needs to find a way to feed her football team. This woman has gotten so many offers (and yes some of them have been off the wall, like the offer from Vivid Entertainment) from so many people, celebrities and organizations. None of it was good enough for her, for whatever reason. Now the offers aren’t coming in so much, the money is getting low, and the nostalgia of it all is wearing off with the public, she’s crying. All this means it that it will now boil down to the taxpayers. Dig deep everyone because it will cost $2,000.00 a month just for the babies formula. That doesn’t include feeding her other 6 kids.

Access card please with unlimited usage.

Times were good for Suleman. She has been able to get a bigger house (where she got a Jacuzzi put in), a bunch of gifts (in many different forms), caught the attention and affection of the world (of course, before she opened her mouth). Unfortunately, it all went to her head and she thought that she was a real celebrity. Guess she didn’t read the handbook on that, in order to be a real celebrity, you have to actually have to have a job and work. So now, it seems that she will resort to depending on us. The worse part, we don’t have a say in it. My question is: Can we use her as a tax write off?

Guess Who Is Paying To Care For Nadya Suleman’s Babies…You Are!

That’s right everyone, you will be paying to have the 8 babies taken care of 24 hours a day. “How?”, you may ask yourself. That’s easy! She fired the Angels In Waiting nannies, because she felt that she was being spyed on and didn’t trust them. She will be hiring her own caretakers via the nurses that took care of the “bunch” in the hospital. They, in turn, will be billing Medi-Cal (California’s Medicaid) insurance. Guess who helps to pay Medi-cal’s baby? YOU! Nadya, feels more private by doing it this way. Everyone involved will be sworn to secrecy, where she didn’t feel  she had that with the first group. I’m so glad that I work over 40 hours a week, just to make Suleman feel “secured and private”. ( what a warm fuzzy feeling… wait that’s nausea setting in.)

I’m so tired of her already. It always seems that just when the “buzz” is about to start to go down,  she comes up with something else. You know, someone will soon egg her because she is making us all crazy! Yet, the fact that we still talk about her, means her plan is working. (damn it!)

Oh yeah… one more thing about the “Octomom”, she once was a stipper (when she was 18 years old)…. but she only did it once (yeah….hmmmm…yeah right!). Apparently, she quit when she found out she had to give lap dances (guess she didn’t read the stripper manuel). Will you be surprised when it comes out that the one night, turned into a one month gig? Is there anything that she can say now that will surprise us….not really. She will back track like she always does.

Angels In Waiting Fired By Nadya Suleman

Too many people today take for granted,  the generosity of others. Suleman, has yet again pulled another rabbit out of her hat. She has fired the caretakers from Angels In Waiting, who have offered their services to help Suleman raise her football team,and will now hire her own nannies. Apparently, it wasn’t working out. If I had 6 kids and 8 babies, 4 of them who are now home (scary), I would kiss the ground anyone who is willing to help me. No one is really talking yet but details are to be released Tuesday afternoon. Although, I find it funny that she originally declined the Angels In Waiting offer. Why?Because the Angels in Waiting would not allow her to tape a reality show. Well, the attention craving sociopath goes on the Dr. Phill show, he digs in her ass with  all the voracity of the jaws of life and then she accepts the  Angels in Waiting offer. BUT here is da kicker! Vivid Entertainment, who had offered her a million dollars, house, free dental and medical for her and all them kids in exchange for a few porn flicks, had also offered her a reality show. Catch was that the people “helping” her would have to be porn stars. Now I don’t know about you but I would watch that show. So my questions are: Is she re-thinking their offer? Are the nannies she is going to hire  from Vivid? Also, did she turn Angels In Waiting down the first time, because the reality show that she wanted to tape was Vivid’s? That would be funny, Angels In Waiting (name sound so pure and innocent) working in a reality show shot by the porn industry.

Octo-mom Nadya Suleman’s brings home two from the litter

 

 

Nadya Suleyman 1 week before she gave birth

Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman’s newfound celebrity reached a fever pitch as she brought home the first two of her eight babies. Scores of photographers, reporters and gawkers who had staked out her new house for hours clung to her vehicle as she arrived home late Tuesday in a homecoming reminiscent of the scenes that have surrounded Hollywood’s infamous celebutantes. Suleman was sitting with her babies in the back seat of the SUV as it went straight into the garage of her new four-bedroom, three-bath home in La Habra, about 25 miles southeast of Los Angeles, where she will raise her 14 children. The media mob shoved and pushed, with some grabbing and riding the vehicle until the garage door closed despite being dented and nearly pulled off its tracks. Video posted on Radaronline.com, where Suleman has been publishing a video diary, showed the SUV pulling into the garage from the inside, and screams can be heard for the photographers to get out. Laughter was audible from inside the vehicle after the garage door closed. Suleman said on the video that she called police when she was driven into the garage. “This was beyond anything I expected, they were completely swarming the car,” she said of the paparazzi. “I was really, really worried about the safety of everybody.” Two caretakers in scrubs could be seen helping Suleman take the babies into the house after she showed them off to the camera, and Suleman’s older children were shown kneeling and fawning over their baby brothers.

Octomom Finally Agrees!

If you ask me I would have never have turned down the offer for free 24 nurse care after having 8 babies. Just the thought of having more than a pet fish, Iwould need additional help. Nadya Suleman, aka “Octomom” has finally agreed to the group Angel In Waiting, offer for 24 hour child care for her babies. She had turned down their offer because she also wanted to be a reality star. How cute, she is trying to be like “Jon, Kate plus 8”, and we all see how well that is working for them. *cough, cough-cheater Jon*. And to make the pot sweeter, Nadia’s daddy just bought her a new half a million dollar house. And if anyone is interested the cost per month for the child care is $185,000.00.

Nadya Suleman to be the new Jenna Jameson?

Vivid Entertainment, the same company that Jenna Jameson is contracted to,  has offered the new mother of  those octuplets a million dollar contract, free medical and dental for her and her 14 children if she does a “few” porn movies.  Here we thought you needed to be beautiful, have big breasts and a body to die for when in actuality all you needed to have was a face like Angela Jolie ( that has been rumored to be altered to look like the actress) and a few hundred stretch marks. She also turned down free childcare for a year because she wants a reality show attached to it. Now we’re getting picky.