Beyonce: The Real Beyonce

Which off pitch singer, is the real off pitch singer???

Live Performance at night!!!

Live performance in the morning

Solange Knowles dropped from Geffen Records

Beyonce’s little sister Solange Knowles has been dropped from Geffen Records. Her camp has not issued an official statement.

After intense and extremely costly promotions of her crappy Geffen debut “Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams,” Solange Knowles has reportedly lost her deal with Geffen for a second album! Solange was seemingly at every event under-the-sun since August, including both  Fashion Rocks and Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York, Solange Knowles has been busy doing all she can to promote what ended up being her biggest album in terms of attention from mainstream media.

Unfortunately for the Lil Wayne dubbed “Solo,” Geffen Records asays it is no longer interested in working with her business-wise due to abysmal sales of her debut which has sold nearly 139,000 copies since its release last August ! While news of Solange’s fate at Geffen is concerning, the way in which her management allegedly tried prevent the split from becoming major news is astonishing.

According to BV Buzz, Destiny’s Child songbird Kelly Rowland was seemingly thrown up as the sacrificial lamb last week when news broke that she had parted ways with Columbia as a solo artist in order to skirt by Solange’s exit from Geffen.

Kelly Rowland-Knowles(Matthew Knowles illigitimate daughter)

Contrary to early reports, Kelly Rowland and Columbia executive Robert Stringer amicably split due to Rowland’s decision to move forward with her solo career apart from longtime manager Matthew Knowles (Beyonce and Solange’s father/manager). “The decision for Kelly to seek other opportunities for her solo career was agreed upon mutually, and any reports to the contrary are false,” Stringer pointed out in a release last week.

Solange Knowles looking all SEXXXALICIOUS

 

 

 Look, you know that we have to keep it hardcore real here at WatchUrmouth.com. Here are the real reasons why she was dropped from Geffen Records.  Solange Knowles sucks…

1.     Solange’s singing? SUCKS

2.    Solange’s album? SUCKS

3.    Solange’s marketing? SUCKS

4.    Solange’s music video? REALLY SUCKS

5.    Solange’s attitude? SUCKS BLUE WHALE SCROTUMS!!

Solange Knowles screaming F*ck You to her audience because they wouldn't give her a standing ovation

Russell Simmons confirms Kelly Rowland is Beyonce’s illegitimate sister

Russell "The Swirl" Simmons

Russell Simmons on his website, confirmed what that skanky ass Miss Jones reported:  Mathew Knowles (Beyonce’s father) did father a child with another woman while married to Tina Knowles(Beyonce’s mother) but pimp daddy Mathew made Tina shut up and accept it. Publically, Kelly was referred to as “her cousin” when in reality Kelly Rowland was her half sister! Kelly was made to fall back behind Beyonce’ because her mother would accept nothing less. It’s almost like a black Cinderella story with a depressing black ending. In this case? Cinderella(Kelly Rowland) looses everything Her family,her recording deal, and any hopes of ever becoming a “real star”.

The super tastalicious Kelly Rowland Knowles

Jamie Foxx new movie friend

Jamie Foxx was in his hotel room in Philadelphia when someone knocked on his door claiming to be Beyonces music producer. When Foxx opened the door he noticed it was not the music producer of Beyonce rather a 49-year-old stalker. The man immediately shoved Jamie into the hotel room but after he fought back the impostor wasn’t able to over power Foxx. He ran away.

Kelly Rowland is Beyonce’s illegitimate SISTER!

Editors Note:  We pulled this off of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons website ” Global Grind”  This is…SCANDALICIOUS !!

Kelly Rowland looking all SEXXXALICIOUS !!

 

 

 

 

This scandal was reported by that  super skank Miss Jones. Miss Jones was fired by her radio station in NY for insulting Beyonce and her mother on air.

 

Skank Ass Miss Jones

Editors Note: We  can’t stand Miss Jones personally. We would all bang her…but we don’t like her. She used to be cool but ever since she had that bastard kid of hers? She’s been real cold and idiotic.  

Any whooo..this is what she said…

” Oh boy! Here she goes again! Beyonce and her dad stood by and watched as Kelly Rowland lost her Miami condo, failed with both her albums and now gets dropped from Columbia Records. How f*cked up is that? I understand that Matthew would be pissed that his own daughter(Kelly) would fire him as a manager, but to have her dropped from her label? Is it not enough that everytime Kelly attempted to drop a record Beyonce conveniently dropped one too? Or that each time there was an Award show where Beyonce was performing Kelly could only be in the audience cheering her on? Or how can we forget that other performance where Beyonce performed and tore it down and then introduced Kelly AFTER to sing some new single she had? The crowd went from WOW!!! to woah!!! That was so messy i felt like throwing on some plastic pants and doing some background moves myself just to hype up her crowd!LOL!(yall know i’m joking bout the plastic). But Matthew has been unfair to Kelly from the gate in regards to her career. I guess this is his way of winning favor with Tina Knowles for having this out of wedlock child so long ago? And even convincing Tina to allow his lovechild from another to move into the Knowles abode? And bringing this memory of infidelity into Golden Child Beyonce’s Girl Group? Next time just jerk off in the mirror Matthew because you’re ruining lives AND careers! The saddest part of it all is that Kelly can actually hum better than Beyonce! Do you know how badly they had to have brainwashed this girl to sit tight, wait her turn and just root for Beyonce? All to get kicked out of her house,(while B brags about how much property she owns) lose her fiance(while B secretly weds Joe Camel), and release records that only get outshadowed by Beyonce’s fully supported albums! C’mon Sasha, you know that sh*t aint right..and Karma will come and snap you right in that big ole Tina booty of yours if you don’t start looking out for others.(especially yo blood!) Well Kelly hate to say we told you so…so we won’t…JUST GO ON AND WRITE THE TELL ALL BOOK….you can call it The Child Of Destiny Speaks Out! We’ll be waiting!!  “

Jonesy

Kelly Rowland Nude sans the Breast Job

The Second Most Homosexual Man In America…

Beyonce… this man will give you a run for your money. Careful, if he can dance this much like you, next is your man!

Africa At It’s Best..hilarious

This is too fricken funny!

People Beyonce slept with before Jay-Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only did lying ass Beyonce say that she was a virgin but she also said that she has never dated a man besides Jay-z her husband.  These are the reasons I like Beyonce because she knows how men are!!! She went in front of some news reporter or journalist and told that blatant bold camel faced lie. I actually have a list of men she dated before she met Jay-z. First of all, Jay-z use to get head from Karrine Steffans (super head) if you were a virgin he would  never have  married your “boring sex” having ass. You had to have some sucking & fu#@ing skills Bey, so where did you get the skill from? Hun!!! You don’t know where you learned to ride like that!!! What the f#@$ you mean, you don’t know where you learned to get down wit the get down from. Since yo lying ass came up with a case of amnesia let me help you BOO, BOO!!!

 

 

#1 Robert Towsend

 

Hey Bey, do you Remember Old ass Robert Townsend!!! The Father from the parent hood tv show from the WB. No? you don’t remember him!!! What about The Tv movie Carmen the hip hopera. Let me ask you a question Bey. How did you get that part in the Hip Hopera? your acting talent!!! WRONG!!! I tell you!!! you were dry humping and wet fucking the director!!! Who Just Happened tobe Robert Towsend!!!!!! She also knocked off!!!

 

Nas

#2 NAS

Shemar Moore

Kobe Bryant

 

Marques Houston- There’s a funny story behind the marques houston thing. The way it goes is that marque sand beyonce you to have sex. One time Beyonce came over with Kelly to marques house to have a quick sex session with him and he left her ass waiting on the couch for hours!!! she ended up leaving without get her daily dick and he didn’t even know she left until hours have past already

Eminem

Case

Pharrell

Krupt

10. Lyndell this is the guy Bey was with in the begining of her career this is the guy Dangerously in love was wriiten about not Jay-Z. There are even rumors that she was pregnant byLyndell and she had an abortion!!!

Here’s an excert from the song:

And I know you love me,
Love me for who I am,
Cause’ years before I became who I am
baby you were my man