This is the story: Dumb-ignorant -ass James Harrison of the super bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers turned down President Barack Obama invitation to the white house, because he feels the invitation wasn’t genuine. James “Dumbass” Harrison said: “This is how I feel — if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl. As far as I’m concerned, he [Obama] would’ve invited Arizona if they had won“. Umm….. Yes, you jock strap faced idiot. That is what happens when you win the super bowl you take a trip to the white house. If you really, really, really felt that way please explain to us why did you accept the bonus money that you receive when you win the super bowl, or how about the ring you get when you win the super bowl, I don’t hear you given the super bowl ring back!!! If that really was the case why did you except that stupid looking super bowl hat that you have on your dumbass head, “Dumbass”???
The last few months have been real nail biters for all of us true bleed green Eagles fans. We had to watch the heart and soul of our power-house defense and the best Free-Safety in the NFL become a stinking Bronco. Hell, after supporting Buchhalter for all of those years and nursing knee after knee the dude finally becomes productive and he split. ( Most people don’t get it, but I understood.) We had to watch a solid pro-bowl left tackle leave and go to those stinking ass Jaguars. Sean (no pass coverage) Considine, Gregg ( can’t wait to drop a ball) Lewis, L.J. (the choke artist) Smith, and my man Lito Sheppard.
That’s a lot of damn players!
I don’t know if it’s because Donavan McNabb basically told the front office to give me some offensive players or I’m bouncing the F*ck up outta here or if Laurie is getting tired as hell of always being good…but not good enough. Either way? Someone is finally listening and the Philadelphia Eagles put the pieces in place to be a real legitimate Super Bowl contender.
The Eagles defense looks sharp. They figured out a way to become more aggressive against the run and the young linebacker corps are cock strong and fast! Led by the middle linebacker Stewart Bradley, they have a lot more experience now and they should completely dominate almost every running back in the NFC east (except the Giants Brandon Jacobs…that dude is a beast, there is no stopping him). The corners are sharp and the Safety’s are solid.
The Eagles offense is positioned to be one of the best shows on turf this year. Donavan McNabb should have too many weapons at his disposal for any defense to effectively cover. An offense that in my opinion was hands down one of the worst has catapulted itself into one of the best. Curtis, DeShawn Jackson and now our first round pick Jeremy Maclin will make it very hard for defenses to cover everyone. We have two real tight ends with great catching ability a solid running back corps and a huge strong offensive line. The only real weak spot on the offense now is the Center position. ( Hopefully, we will not stop and replace his horrible run blocking ass)
Yup, these guys are going to make history this year. We here at WatchURmouth.com want to be the first major blog site in Philadelphia to predict it this year.
O’k, so it’s no big secret that Tony Romo has been logging in Booty calls with American Idol winner and country music sensation Carrie Underwood. It’s no secret that he was doing all of this while blowing the back out of Jessica Simpson. Trust us, we here at WatchURmouth.com applaud him on juggling two sinfully sexxxy women. What we deplore is the way in which he dumped Jessica Simpson. Sure Jessica Simpson is a sexy blond idiot who is an almost text book perfect stereotype of the moronic hot blond. However, she is still a human being who deserves at least a minimal amount of respect. I mean, to treat her like a common whore and according to you she wasn’t even a good whore in the sack? That makes you a complete and utter DICK!! You know what? We are not going to say anymore. I think our friends at The Turks Television show did an excellent job of saying it. So here they are!