Baby No 2 For Kate Hudson’s Ex!

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Nelly and Ashanti getting Extorted by there joint sexual partner

 

Apparently one of hip hop’s hottest couples is currently being blackmailed by a former video vixen/exotic dancer/escort who feels that she was not adequately compensated for her services over the past few years.

Here’s what the semi-popular video vixen asked us to publish:

WatchURmouth.com I just wanted to put one of your favorite couple’s on blast. Nelly and Ashanti are two frauds. They promised to buy me a home in Atlanta, and now Nelly is saying that he won’t do it anymore.

I’ve known Ashanti for about 3 years and we dated for about 2. Ashanti almost as soon as we started kicking it, she brought Nelly into the picture. I’m very open so it was cool … and it wasn’t really even about sex, we were all just like part of a family together.

As far as sex goes, we all kick it together. Ashanti is a straight up lesbian too – she’s a butch. We used to do everything, but now she only wants to perform oral sex on me, and never asks me to do it to her. I don’t think she F#%^ Nelly on the regular either.

And Nelly, he’s cool and all. But he’d be really embarrassed if I put out there that he likes the vibrator used on him more than I do. Not in the booty but all around the hole.

WatchURmouth.com please help me put this out, they need to be embarrassed. I have been out of work now for about 6 months and I have a daughter to take care of. They promised me that home, I picked out furniture and everything, it’s not fair. I’m thinking about getting a lawyer and suing them for breach of contract.

Please black out the names like it’s a blind item. I’ll call Nelly after you post the story. If he still doesn’t buy me the house then you can go with whatever.

 

Mel Gibson is getting divorced…for only 450 million dollars

Mel and Robyn Gibson when they were still in love

Mel and Robyn Gibson when they were still in love

Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has filed for divorce from the actor after 28 years of marriage! Gibson has rumored to be cheating on his wife with Russian musician Oksana.

Oksana Mel Gibson's mistress

Oksana Mel Gibson's mistress

Robyn Gibson has filed for  divorce citing irreconcilable differences in the papers, which was signed last Thursday. And TMZ is reporting there is no prenuptial agreement between the couple, who married in 1980.

Actor Mel Gibson is worth an estimated $900 million. Robyn Gibson is reportedly seeking spousal support, joint custody of their child Tom (the only minor of their 7 children together) and attorney fees.

Mel Gibson in Costa Rica with his russian mistress

Mel Gibson in Costa Rica with his russian mistress

Some sources say that those “irreconcilable differences” include Mel Gibson cheating and vacationing with another woman.

According to RadarOnline.com, the “Braveheart” star was recently spotted at his Costa Rica vacation home with a stunning Russian musician named Oksana.

Mel Gibson grinding on his mistress in Costa Rica

Mel Gibson grinding on his mistress in Costa Rica

On March 4, Radar caught the two in a loving embrace on the beach. According to the report, several of his sons and their girlfriends were also on the trip.

 

 

Mel Gibson in Playgirl

Mel Gibson in Playgirl

Chris Brown New victim/We mean girlfriend!!!

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This is them together

A Cure For Men That Ejaculate To Early…Horray For The Minute Men!

sad-man_200w_2260327Finally, something for us women! Instead of 36 seconds, we can now get 38 seconds of pure bliss. Yeah, baby (I hear Marvin Gaye singing “Lets Get It On”). Believe it or not, there is a company in Europe that has come out with a spray for men that have a “pre-ejaculation” problem (snicker, snicker, poor bastard).

I know all you women want to know the name of this exciting new product but unfortunately, it is still in its testing stages (men are just to lucky, I can see the lines forming around the building) but it’s codename for now is PSD502. According to the guardian.co.uk, the spray was tested on 191 men (again lucky bastards), who had an average ejaculation time of 36 seconds (my condolences to the woman) before the spray. After the spray the time greatly increased to 3 minutes and 48 seconds (whoo hoo, I can see the smiles already).d5c758cf133461499928e79ef1bede02

I know you all are asking when will the PSD502 be available? It is currently in its 3rd trail phase, which is usually the last phase before it cums (oops), comes out to the public. So ladies, cross them fingers and toes. Men, you can finally get your pride back. You might even break a sweat. On the flip side, women a whole extra 3 minutes! Thats really not worth taking the panties off.

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Lohan + Breakup= Restraining Order

Young thang looking so lushish!

Young thang looking so lushish!

Lilo is not handling the breakup very well apparently and is very hurt with what SamRo is about to do. Things have gotten so badbetween them that SamRo and her family have decided to get a restraining order toward Lilo because she is so emotionally unstable and do not know what the crazy bitch will do next.

Nothing wrong with some girl on girl action!

Nothing wrong with some girl on girl action!

RoLo’s relationship has been going “coo-coo, coo-coo” over the last year.  Sam, thats what happens when you date a girl that has dated every man in Hollywood.  But, this last one was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Now there is nothing but great ole slash,smash and trash talking between the two. Lilo accusing SamRo’s sister of doing drugs, while SamRo was so kind to have this made for Lilo making a very bold statement.

I remember my first coke cake.

I remember my first coke cake.

 My question is: Do you eat it or snort it first? Does anyone really think that SamRo made a cake?

Jail pics...fond memories

Jail pics...fond memories

So now , it is the world’s turn to sit back and watch Lilo lose control again and see which way she will go. Up? Down? Men? Women?… Animals? Porn? Only time can tell.

Bitch might be crazy but she is hot!

Bitch might be crazy but she is hot!

WoW!!! Lady GaGa

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This is the new trend everybody turning GAY!!!

All the guys jump on it!!!lol!!! no pun intended!!!

Rhianna on the Rebound:

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Rhianna was spotted at Nobu on wednesday night with a group of guys. The most important guy out of the group was actor Brody Jenner (the star of the mtv reality series The Hills and it’s spin off series Bromance). It would of been nice to get the info that Rhianna and Brody was caught kissing in the club, but when we heard that they did that and more… and that left together the first thing we did was call Chris Brown so he can feel how Bow wow felt when he heard that Ciara was getting it on with rapper 50 cent.  Of course neither Chris Brown or his manager answered the phone!!!

I know Bow wow was Pissed Off
I know Bow wow was Pissed Off

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