Steve Harvey tried to Bang Bernie Mac’s Girl!

Uncle Tom ..Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey is low. We here at Watch Urmouth.com have suspected that for a long while. There is something about the way he shucks and jives on the radio that simply screams asshole. We never trust anybody so incredibly insecure that they have to wear a hair piece.

It’s no industry secret that Steve Harvey has always felt a severe jealousy toward the late great Bernie Mac. Steve Harvey was jealous of his success on Def Comedy Jams. Steve Harvey was jealous over the fact that critics and the people unanimously agree that Bernie whipped his ass on the King of Comedy movie.  However, we thought that  Steve Harvey was most  jealous of Bernie Mac’s obviouse big screen success. To the point, that Steve Harvey even had the balls to go to the producer’s of Ocean 11 and tried to persuade them to cast him in the movie instead of Bernie Mac. ( Yup, he is a real hunk of maggot snot). So when he showed up to Bernie Mac’s funeral acting all sad and mourning, I threw up in my mouth a little. ( As did most of us who know da info in the industry). What we just found out here at WatchUrmouth.com was Steve Harvey took his jealousy of Bernie Mac to a point that in our humble opinion borders on pathologic.

Steve "Uncle Tom" Harvey sans hair piece & covered in baby oil

Steve Harvey heard a rumor that Bernie Mac was putting his little Mac in Kellita Smith, his television show’s wife  in real life on the low. So Steve started showering Kelitta with gifts and all of these seriously innapropiate e-mails and phone messages. It all came to a head when Steve invited himself to a show’s cast party, got drunk, and told everyone that “Oh, I’m going to f*ck Litta(that’s what they all call her) a whole lot better than Bernie’s been doing it”. Kellita threw her drink and lunged at Steve with a butter knife from the buffet table and then ran out crying. Kellita was not having an affair with the comic genious and Bernie Mac was furious that a rumor like that even got started. When Bernie Mac turned on Steve and began tearing him apart about his fake hair piece, Steve kept denying it and Kellita came out of nowhere and ripped it off of his head! That’s the real reason why Steve had to remove the hairpiece because now the whole world knew.

How could he try to bang Kellita Smith ???

Kellita Smith..topless

Ummmmmm….nevermind

Jenny McCarthy Loves Threesomes

The bad thing when you break up with someone is that they have tons of little secrets. Trust me, they just can’t wait to tell on you. Jenny McCarthy’s ex-husband, John Asher,  recently spilled the beans about her in the bedroom on The Conway and Whitman Show. Asher describes McCarthy as ” a freak in the sack”,always kept things “lively” in the bedroom, loves threesomes, and even surprised him with not just one additional girl in bed, but with 3. Yummy, sexy, fine Jenny McCarthy. Gotta love the former MTV Host and hate Jim Carrey. You lucky dog you.

Lord have mercy on my soul!

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New Tv show: Goonette

Just skipp to 1:40 on the video we don’t really care what this black country bumkin has to say.

Here’s The lovely young lady showing how she makes it as a thousandaire!!!

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Lady Gaga was incredible! I’m so sick and tired of these MTV regurgitated , cookie cutter R&B artists. This chick looked different, sang different, and most of all? She performed different. It was a high energy, theatrical masterpiece of talent and originality. We dig this chick! We have her clip right here….

Scandalicious …..Frieda Pinto is Married!

We don’t mean to brag but we here at WatchUrmouth.com are da Sh*t! We love bringing you guys new scandals. We have another juicy one for you today!

 

We spilled the beans to you earlier that Frieda Pinto is shagging Dev Patel. We just discovered evidence that Frieda Pinto is still getting her back blown out by Dave Patel but…….wait for it……SHE IS MARRIED !!! Frieda Pinto is a cheater!

 

Frieda Pinto & Rohan in college

This Slumdog Millionaire starlet has a secret husband named Rohan Antao. The publicist for the sexy little Hindu stated that she separated from her fiancé shortly prior to the shooting of the movie. This may shock some of you but the publicists were some f*cking liars. The delicious looking slumdog filthyaire starlet is married. The gorgeous young couple married in Goa in 2007 and the couple kept it a secret because the film industry is extremely hard for actresses in India if they’re married. One of her friends (and one of our spies) told us “ Frieda and Rohan fell in love in college. They were best friends..so really close. They really were great for each other. Although we all felt that the marriage was impulsive”

 

Frieda & Rohan's engagement party

Editor’s Note:

 

Ummmmm..yeah, we can see right thru this crap. This dude Rohan loved her and supported her before she became rich and famous. As soon as the first Hollywood light caressed that smooth sexy brown skin of hers? She kicked the local boy to the curb. Frieda is now a huge movie star. She is going to make millions and millions of dollars. Frieda Pinto’s billion dollar smile and alluring sexual frame will be on every magazine cover from Chicago to Cairo. Poor Rohan? Let’s face it, at best he can drive her around and embarrass the living hell out of her. Frieda is going to ask zillionaire Hollywood producers questions like “ How many points am I getting on this movie and what are my points on the merchandise” Poor Rohan is going to have to ask bum ass bastards like me if I want cream and sugar in my Duncan Donuts coffee….LMAO    

 

The Incredibly sexxxxy Frieda Pinto

 

 

 

Frieda Pinto is sleeping with Dave Patel..Damn!( rare photos)

The alluring Frieda Pinto

 Many people now believe that she may be the next Angelina Jolie. By most accounts, in Bollywood she now is. Her docile demeanor and smoldering sexual innocence screams off of the big screen and in her pictures. When interviewed, she is always classy, fun and full of life and energy. We here at WatchUrmouth.com absolutely adore her. So we want to share with you a few tender moments of Frieda Pinto stripped of Hollwood crap and media snobbery.

 

Freida Pinto...sensual innocence

Look at her, looking so innocent and sexually vulnerable. Doesn’t she make you want to snatch her up, make love to her for days and wisk her away to marry her? O’k, maybe that’s just my perverted side kicking in but in the least, you must admit she is incredibly hot!

 

Frieda Pinto in a string bikini ( very rare photo)

This picture is rare and extremely hard to find on the internet. She posed for a magazine in India. The Indian’s are usually ultra-conservative so for Frieda to take this picture in her bikini shows an inner strength and conviction. ( Yeah, I gots… the hots… for this woman)

 

The Bradgelina of Bollywood..Dave Patel and Freida Pinto

Slum Dog Millionaiare is a brilliant movie. From the acting to the cinematography and of course the casting Slum Dog Millionaire has the possibility of becoming a classic.  As much as we all enjoyed the movie and relish in the delight it has given all of us. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the happiest person in the wold when it comes to this movie. Dav Patel, the star of the movie. He is not happy because of all the fame.  He is not happy because of the notoriety and money. He is happy because he met and fell in love with Frieda Pinto. The two have been inseperable since the first shoot together and is rumored to be living with her. Congratulations to Dave Patel ! I hate you and curse the air that you breath ( yes, out of sheer  jealousy) but nevertheless Congratulations.