The bad thing when you break up with someone is that they have tons of little secrets. Trust me, they just can’t wait to tell on you. Jenny McCarthy’s ex-husband, John Asher, recently spilled the beans about her in the bedroom on The Conway and Whitman Show. Asher describes McCarthy as ” a freak in the sack”,always kept things “lively” in the bedroom, loves threesomes, and even surprised him with not just one additional girl in bed, but with 3. Yummy, sexy, fine Jenny McCarthy. Gotta love the former MTV Host and hate Jim Carrey. You lucky dog you.
We have absolutely no idea what the big deal is about with Valerie Bertinelli showing off the goods a little in her bikini. She looks o’k for a woman her age. She was hot in the 70’s, got married to the world’s greatest guitarist in the 80’s, had kids with crazy names by him ( Wolfgang or some other crazy sh*t like that) and a full blown alcoholic by the 90’s.
She got fat, she got cheated on by Eddie Van Halen, then she subsequently cheated on Eddie Van Halen ( with a black martial artist) Yada…Yada…Yada…they got divorced.
Ummmm…where is the compelling story here people? In fact, her life reads like any other rock god’s wife cliché. We are very shallow here at WatchUrmouth.com, so this story really does perplex us. How does a washed up ol’ 70’s sitcom star land on the cover of People Magazine? Damn, was it that slow of a news week? I mean there are only two wars going on, a genocide in Darfur, and the world’s economy unravelling before our eyes. People Magazine decides to go with a freaking 70’s sitcom star in her bikini? Tsk…Tsk..Tsk…shame on you People Magazine. I would expect some shalllow immature sh*t like that from this horrible web site but People Magazine? Shame on you!
Editors Note:
OMG she does look yummy here