Man Cheats On Wife, Wife Makes Him Wear Sign In Public

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James Harrison Super Bowl champion spits in the hand of Obama the Peoples Champion!!!

This is the story: Dumb-ignorant -ass James Harrison of the super bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers turned down President Barack Obama invitation to the white house, because he feels the invitation wasn’t genuine. James “Dumbass” Harrison said: “This is how I feel — if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl. As far as I’m concerned, he [Obama] would’ve invited Arizona if they had won“. Umm….. Yes, you jock strap faced idiot. That is what happens when you win the super bowl you take a trip to the white house. If you really, really, really felt that way please explain to us why did you accept the bonus money that you receive when you win the super bowl, or how about the ring you get when you win the super bowl, I don’t hear you given the  super bowl ring back!!! If that really was the case why did you except that stupid looking super bowl hat that you have on your dumbass head, “Dumbass”???

Chris Brown had an affair with Jennifer Gardner (photo)

Shocking News!

Chris Brown has been blowing the back out of Jennifer Gardner.

Here is the photographic  proof:

Jennifer Gardner tried to break it off..and he..let's just say that he did what he does best.

Coco’s Photo Shoot !!! you know Coco, Ice-T’s wife

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Thank you Ice -T, for turning this Ho in to your housewife!!!

Jessica Only Squats To Pee

 

Jessica Simpson has been taking alot of heat lately for her fuller figure ( if her figure is considered full, then I’ll be a full anytime) so she has started training again. Unfortunately, she is complaining that her trainer is making her do squats and according to Jessica ” I only squat to pee”. If that is what she has to do while training then do it, girl! You won’t be able to tell the difference between sweat and pee anyway.

Ugliest Celebrity Kids/Babies/Siblings

I can hear you already…. “That ain’t right. No baby is ugly”, and so on…. and so on. Please stop with the bullsh*t. We all know that we have looked at some of these kids and said to ourselves “daaammmmnnnn… that one ugly baby”. Im just willing to say it out loud. With that said…. here is my list. Please comment below if you agree or disagree. And, if you have any to add. Don’t worry people, in the end….. these are little ugly rich kids… that in the future, plastic surgery could or could not help.

5.  Ashanti’s Little Sister: Shia

Clearly, she didn't get the looks or class as her sister

We know where all the talent and looks went to in this family.

4. Adam Sandler’s daughter: Sadie

I hope this is just a phase

3. Celion Deon’s son: Renee

Hmmm.... yeah.

2. Bobby and Whitney’s daughter: Bobbi Kristina

Some people should not breed.

1.There is a tie:

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s Kids: All 3 girls ( If you give them f*@ked up names, how can they not come out ugly)

Must have been a full moon that night.... very wolfish.

Less worry on the clothes.. put money in a plastic surgeon

Its the jaw line... I said it.

and

Jennifer Lopez’s twins: Emma (the ugliest twin) and Max

Mommy clearly didnt have anything to do with this one... they got it all from their daddy. Yicks!

Runner ups:

Jessica Alba daughter: Honor

I really do think she will grow out of this phase.

P. Diddy’s Twin Girls (twice the ugly): D’Lila and Jesse

Seal and Heidi Klums 2 boys: Johan and Henry

Tahiry tells her boyfriend his Penis is small on his own internet video!!!

Nelly and Ashanti getting Extorted by there joint sexual partner

 

Apparently one of hip hop’s hottest couples is currently being blackmailed by a former video vixen/exotic dancer/escort who feels that she was not adequately compensated for her services over the past few years.

Here’s what the semi-popular video vixen asked us to publish:

WatchURmouth.com I just wanted to put one of your favorite couple’s on blast. Nelly and Ashanti are two frauds. They promised to buy me a home in Atlanta, and now Nelly is saying that he won’t do it anymore.

I’ve known Ashanti for about 3 years and we dated for about 2. Ashanti almost as soon as we started kicking it, she brought Nelly into the picture. I’m very open so it was cool … and it wasn’t really even about sex, we were all just like part of a family together.

As far as sex goes, we all kick it together. Ashanti is a straight up lesbian too – she’s a butch. We used to do everything, but now she only wants to perform oral sex on me, and never asks me to do it to her. I don’t think she F#%^ Nelly on the regular either.

And Nelly, he’s cool and all. But he’d be really embarrassed if I put out there that he likes the vibrator used on him more than I do. Not in the booty but all around the hole.

WatchURmouth.com please help me put this out, they need to be embarrassed. I have been out of work now for about 6 months and I have a daughter to take care of. They promised me that home, I picked out furniture and everything, it’s not fair. I’m thinking about getting a lawyer and suing them for breach of contract.

Please black out the names like it’s a blind item. I’ll call Nelly after you post the story. If he still doesn’t buy me the house then you can go with whatever.

 

Lindsay Lohan’s Profile On eHarmony

At least she has a sense of humor. But I do see a bunch of people applying for this job. Lindsay’s new boy/girl toy. Apply now. Real, sensible people not need apply.

Chris Brown New victim/We mean girlfriend!!!

 

This is them together