Candy Spelling Will Get Own Show?

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New Tv show: Goonette

Just skipp to 1:40 on the video we don’t really care what this black country bumkin has to say.

Here’s The lovely young lady showing how she makes it as a thousandaire!!!

Madonna’s New baby!!! Maybe, if she can prove she’s not crazy!!!

 

I’m not sure if your aware of the abuse Madonna has been puting on her adopted children. The fact that she has off the wall morals allows for her children to go from:

madonna son David when he was first adopted

This is what little david looks like now!!!:

This more like big David

If this isn’t a sign of abuse, than i don’t know what is!!! Tell him No, he cant eat  all the fried chicken and watermelon by himself. Let him know he has to share with his skinny a$$ mom!!!

Valerie Bertinelli half naked on People Magazine Cover

Look at that legendary guitar with Valerie Bertinelli dry humping it

We have absolutely no idea what the big deal is about with Valerie Bertinelli showing off the goods a little in her bikini. She looks o’k for a woman her age. She was hot in the 70’s, got married to the world’s greatest guitarist in the 80’s, had kids with crazy names by him ( Wolfgang or some other crazy sh*t like that) and a full blown alcoholic by the 90’s.

She got fat, she got cheated on by Eddie Van Halen, then she subsequently cheated on Eddie Van Halen ( with a black martial artist) Yada…Yada…Yada…they got divorced. 

 Ummmm…where is the compelling story here people? In fact, her life reads like any other rock god’s wife cliché. We are very shallow here at WatchUrmouth.com, so this story really does perplex us. How does a washed up ol’ 70’s sitcom star land on the cover of People Magazine? Damn, was it that slow of a news week? I mean there are only two wars going on, a genocide in Darfur, and the world’s economy unravelling before our eyes.  People Magazine decides to go with a freaking 70’s sitcom star in her bikini?  Tsk…Tsk..Tsk…shame on you People Magazine. I would expect some shalllow immature sh*t like that from this horrible web site but People Magazine? Shame on you!

Everyone is talking about Valerie Bertinelli in this cover photo. While she does look kind of hot today?

 

Editors Note:

OMG she does look yummy here

 

We would much rather remember her in this photo 20 years ago.