Miss California’s Crowned Top Stripper!

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How in the world do people in beauty pagents think that their past is not going to haunt them? When you do shady sh!t it will come up. The perfect example is Miss California herself, Carrie Prejean. It wasn’t bad enough that her comments regarding gay marriage was so prehistorical mumbo jumbo ( you need to get with the times. The world is changing regardless if you like it or not.) now pictures of her have mysteriously popped up being topless. And yes, we do have the picture.

Thank you Dirty.com

Thank you Dirty.com

Here’s the funny thing. Don’t lie about it. She is saying that when those pictures were taking she was 17. Well, the underwear (which is Victoria Secrets brand) she was wearing was researched, and here are the results. Carrie would have been 18 in 2005. That brand of underwear didnt come out until 2006. I can hear her already: : “Oopsies….”. I know that she is a blond but come on. Would love to hear the conversations between her and her boyfriend Michael Phelps.

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Now, I would rather admit to being 18 and over then continue to say I was 17 and under. Then that would make it child pornagraphy. I watched Law and Order last nite, girl (who was 16 or 17) sent pictures of herself to her boyfriend and they arrested her behind.  I hear sirens.

The pictures were supposedly taken by a friend or family member for a portfolio. Yuck, why would you take semi nude pictures of a child? Anywho, the contract from Miss California USA prohibites nudity. It states: “appearing in public or permitting myself to be photographed in a state of partial or total nudity or in a lewd, compromising or sexually suggestive manner constitutes a violation of this provision (this includes photographs of images that may appear on any Web site, such as MySpace of Facebook).”

Can we say…. “bye bye tiara”?

This Is How UR Children Dance When UR Not Around!!!

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No one in the video is over 18

 

The Reason Brenda got a baby!!!

Jenna Jameson Secret To An Easy Labor: Sleep With 500 Men.

Before baby...and 300 men in.

Before baby...and 300 men in.

According to Hollywood Rag, Jenna Jameson says that she had an easy pregnancy and labor. Former porn star gives credit to the 500 sit ups that she did a day. I believe that it was because of the 500 men she slept with. That alone would make an easy pregnancy, there were hardly any firm muscles left. I’ve seen the movies ( for research reasons only *cough*)… Please, she sneeze the wrong way and one would fall out. That is the real reason she was on bed rest. That’s right I said it!

Pregnant Jenna... Who would ever guess.

Pregnant Jenna... Who would ever guess.

Jenna and her baby daddy Tito

Jenna and her baby daddy Tito

Damn I love sluts.

Damn I love sluts.

WoW!!! Lady GaGa

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This is the new trend everybody turning GAY!!!

All the guys jump on it!!!lol!!! no pun intended!!!

New Tv show: Goonette

Just skipp to 1:40 on the video we don’t really care what this black country bumkin has to say.

Here’s The lovely young lady showing how she makes it as a thousandaire!!!