The Cougar: AKA …..A horny rich MILF
The sexxxalicious MILF Stacey Anderson
TV Land has unveiled a a horrifyingly embarrassing low-rent dating show in which a 40-year-old woman must choose one young cheeseball from among a batch of 20 spoiled curds.
TV Land has chosen a gorgeously 40-year-old Arizona realtor named Stacey Anderson as the centerpiece of their new series “Cougar” that will pair her up with 20 eligible twenty-something men vying for the chance to tame the wild cougar.
As the show’s back story goes, for years, Anderson has believed that society has placed a double standard on women who date younger men. So she’s taking to the air to prove that age is nothing but a number.
First off, who in their right mind would allow themselves to be labeled with such a demeaning title as “cougar,” which sounds like a Little League team? Oh, I know who’d do that! Yet another desperate-to-be-famous woman who easily humiliates her children on national TV.
Lucky for this Cougar’s cubs, this sexist mess airs on TV Land, so chances are good no one their age will ever watch their mother making out with boys. This Cougar first married at — yes — 16, has at least one teenager who will be cringing with the rest of us when she purrs, “So not only is that connection [important] outside the bedroom, but it’s also inside the bedroom, as well.”
America's shameless new Cougar Stacey Anderson
“Stacey’s dating experiences have led her to believe that men her age and older live under the pressure of a “ticking clock,” which dampens their spontaneity and zest for life,” TV Land said in a statement. “Essential to Stacey’s personal success is her upbeat optimism and zeal, which have not been tainted by life’s adversities. She believes that younger men have the same spirited zest for life, a demeanor Stacey finds crucial for her future love interest to possess, a love interest that she plans to find on ‘The Cougar.’
First order of business, the boys, er, men, attempt to win Stacey, a real estate broker and mother of four, by making a good first impression.
They do things like recite bad, very bad, homespun poetry. (“Is that Shakespeare?” the Cougar asks.) Another, a cop, says, “You’re under arrest for stealing my heart and have the right to remain — delicious.” Oh, God. Yet another sings, “You like guys under thirtay — don’t mean you’re dirtay!” I can feel my cholesterol shooting up again.
The clothing options displayed by the young men include a silk ascot, a man-kini and other items that amount to out-and-out fashion crimes.
The Cougar gives five guys the boot the first night in the “Kiss Off” ceremony by having each one kiss her. If she turns her cheek, they’re out.
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Editor’s Note:
Personally, the show is as stupid as it sounds. While we applause the use of Vivica Fox as the hostess, since she is clearely the poster child of cougars (other than Demi Moore and Whitney Houston). We can’t help but giggle our asses off at the way Stacey is clearely uncomfortable around the black young’ins. In fact, we noticed that TV Land chose not to show any footage of her interacting with the black guys. Now, you know how we like shocker stuff here at WatchURmouth.com. A MILF show is hot…an interracial MILF show? Now that is just a little kinkier and we get off of things like that.
April 20, 2009
Categories: reality tv, Uncategorized . Tags: cougar, gilf, MILF, reality tv, Stacey Anderson, The cougar, tv land, Vivica fox . Author: watchurmouth . Comments: 1 Comment