Who’s Better Octomom Or Kate?

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Could Jon Be Kicked Off “Jon And Kate Plus 8″?

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Jon’s Secret Woman Speaks…

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The secret is out and we now know that her name is Deanna Hummel, she is 23 yrs old and single (of course). The two met through mutual friends ( don’t you always?) and have hung out before (but they were in “group” setting). She claims that their relationship is purely platonic and that they talk and socialize with each other just like friends do.

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She does admit that everything is getting blown out of proportion due to the fact that Jon is on TV. If he wasn’t, this wouldn’t even be an issue.  So knowing that ,you decided to go out alone with Jon any way. Also, knowing that there is “trouble” in his marriage, you still decided to do this. If it was me, I would have him come over and watch a movie (oh wait, you already have.. people read below its coming). I wonder if she is trying to be a star and used this as an opportunity to get some “camera time”?

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Hummel also swears that Jon never called her “Babe”. Whatever, when your drunk, would you really remember or pay attention? She also stuck with the story that she was test driving the car only to her car. The question is where was her car parked?

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Now, this is where it gets interesting… According to Us magazine, Hummel’s brother, Jason,  is talking a different story. He is claiming that there could be more going on. Hummel stated: ” The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife.”

Jason tells Us magazine that the Jon and Deanna met at a local Reading bar and were sending $3 shots to each other all night (thats weird, dont you think? The only reason to be doing that is if your trying to get some, in my opinion. I’ve done it…. and it was only for that reason.). Phone calls to the house started in about a month. Jon has been over Deanna place and when he does, Jason said they lock themselves up in her room. Wonder if kate subscribes to Us magazine or People?

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Us magazine also apparently has video of Jon coming out of Hummels place 7:30 am the next day. Hmmmm…. My spiderman senses are tingling, people!

To see the video click on this link: http://www.usmagazine.com/news/see-jon-and-kate-dad-sneaking-out-of-mistress-home-200955

Who needs daytime soaps, when Jon is supplying more than enough entertainment?

Jon Living It Up In Philly…Again! Part 2

 

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Just in… more on the the night that Jon was in Philly with a female friend.  He, as we all know, says that the girl he was out with was a friend. We also know that supposedly she wanted to test drive his car to her car. What we didn’t know was some of the conversation that was being said. From bystanders at the club that night, Jon was over heard telling the unknown female “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” and used other terms of endearment. Now, I’m not saying that something is or was going on, but what I am saying is that those terms can be misunderstood. At times, significant others may not appreciate that terms of endearment ( that they thought were special and used only between you and him)are said to those that may not have as much of an intimate relationship as you do with your significant other (am I wrong girls?). There are things that I call my other that I would not say to a friend because they are not in the same category. Its called respect for the person that you are in love with.

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Gosselin , again, said that his “friend” wanted to test drive his car and he let her drive it to where her car was. But when the cameras started clicking, he yelled at her to get in and they speeded off without the headlights on. From the picture… she looked as if she was waaaaay past the legal drinking limit.  That doesnt match what he originally said…. or was that story for Kate? If nothing was going on then way run, or did Kate not know that you were out (again) partying?

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Clearly, Kate is not there for Jon (in whatever way he needs) and Jon isn’t there for Kate (in whatever way she needs) yet, it is not to late to correct things. It just seems that the only thing that is talking between them is money and loneliness.

Jon’s Living It Up In Philly…Again!

Shame on you!

Shame on you!

Once again, Jon Gosselin’s “carelessness” is leading him deeper and deeper into something that he will soon not be able to climb out of. On April 18, Jon was seen in the front passenger car of a female (supposedly it was Jon’s car and she just wanted to test drive it, *cough*cough) leaving a bar in Philadelphia called “Legends” around 2 am ( hey but at least he wasnt drinking and driving! Although, she don’t look to sober either).

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According to UsMagazine, he had gotten to the club around 11:20 and when he left at 2am ( duh, last call baby is at 1:30am) was barely able to walk. Looks like he may be using alcohol to take care of issues he may have with his marriage and life, at least to me. He goes on to say that he has male and female friends and will not give up those relationships just because he is on tv” (you normally dont, Jon, you just replace them with new famous ones). He tried to explain by saying, “I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car”.  “Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

During happier times

During happier times

Where was Kate? 2,ooo miles away promoting her book “8 Little Faces” in Bellevue, Washington. So who is watching the kids if mommy is working on the road and daddy is partying in the city?

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He, of course, goes on to repent by saying “However, being out…late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

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No Jon, these allegations are not hurting your family… you are. By acting out in a way that is not healthy. Then again, with a controlling wife and a life that you really dont want, you do need an outlet but this isn’t it.

Kate, you need to see what is going on with your husband. He is begging you to listen that he is not happy and if your marriage means anything to you, you will seriously sit down and think about EVERYTHING, figure out what is more important. Your husband and family or you and your career.

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Jon,Jon, Jon When Will You Learn?

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In a recent InTouch magazine, Jon Gosselin admitted that there is trouble brewing in the “not so happy marriage”. Jon was seen on April 11 in Philadelphia with a female pal at Derek’s. Trying not to be seen the couple was in the back and chatted according to onlookers.

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Jon, yet still denies that anything has happened. He is still sticking to his story that he has not cheated on Kate.

Here’s my question: Jon, just because you didnt actually have sex with  someone doesnt mean you didnt cheat. Don’t you know that emotional cheating is more hurtful to a woman than physical cheating?

Broke Octomom Has Money For Tattoo.

How is it that you claim that you are so broke, and have to go on WIC to feed your kids but have enough money to get a tattoo? I guess once you figure out how to work the system, the rest comes easy.

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Recently seen at Kustom Kulture in Hollywood getting a tattoo for her 8 babies. This tattoo is to go with the others that represent her other load of kids.

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Suleman invited Radaronline.com to follow the “baby machine” as she got her 8th tattoo. We should all get thank you cards for that tattoo since we all are paying for it.

Octo-mom is in a new porn???

Not Quite…

Nadya Suleman's sexxxual parody Coctomom!

Nadya Suleman's sexxxual parody Coctomom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Octo-mom kept turning down Vivid’s generous offer. So……Devil’s Films decided to do their own skin flick with her look alike. We seen the movie…HOT and funny!

Kathy Griffin’s New Surgically enhanced body

D-List Celebrity Comic Kathy Griffen showing off  her new "surgically enhanced" body

D-List Celebrity Comic Kathy Griffin showing off her new "surgically enhanced" body

Kathy Griffin was showing off her new body at the recent GLADD awards.

TV Lands new show: The Cougar w/Stacey Anderson

The Cougar: AKA …..A horny rich MILF

The sexxxalicious MILF Stacey Anderson

The sexxxalicious MILF Stacey Anderson

TV Land has unveiled a a horrifyingly embarrassing low-rent dating show in which a 40-year-old woman must choose one young cheeseball from among a batch of 20 spoiled curds.

TV Land has chosen a gorgeously 40-year-old Arizona realtor named Stacey Anderson as the centerpiece of their new series “Cougar” that will pair her up with 20 eligible twenty-something men vying for the chance to tame the wild cougar.

As the show’s back story goes, for years, Anderson has believed that society has placed a double standard on women who date younger men. So she’s taking to the air to prove that age is nothing but a number.

First off, who in their right mind would allow themselves to be labeled with such a demeaning title as “cougar,” which sounds like a Little League team? Oh, I know who’d do that! Yet another desperate-to-be-famous woman who easily humiliates her children on national TV.

Lucky for this Cougar’s cubs, this sexist mess airs on TV Land, so chances are good no one their age will ever watch their mother making out with boys. This Cougar first married at — yes — 16, has at least one teenager who will be cringing with the rest of us when she purrs, “So not only is that connection [important] outside the bedroom, but it’s also inside the bedroom, as well.”

America's shameless new Cougar Stacey Anderson

America's shameless new Cougar Stacey Anderson

“Stacey’s dating experiences have led her to believe that men her age and older live under the pressure of a “ticking clock,” which dampens their spontaneity and zest for life,” TV Land said in a statement. “Essential to Stacey’s personal success is her upbeat optimism and zeal, which have not been tainted by life’s adversities. She believes that younger men have the same spirited zest for life, a demeanor Stacey finds crucial for her future love interest to possess, a love interest that she plans to find on ‘The Cougar.’

First order of business, the boys, er, men, attempt to win Stacey, a real estate broker and mother of four, by making a good first impression.

They do things like recite bad, very bad, homespun poetry. (“Is that Shakespeare?” the Cougar asks.) Another, a cop, says, “You’re under arrest for stealing my heart and have the right to remain — delicious.” Oh, God. Yet another sings, “You like guys under thirtay — don’t mean you’re dirtay!” I can feel my cholesterol shooting up again.

The clothing options displayed by the young men include a silk ascot, a man-kini and other items that amount to out-and-out fashion crimes.

The Cougar gives five guys the boot the first night in the “Kiss Off” ceremony by having each one kiss her. If she turns her cheek, they’re out.

The most erotic & Sexxxalicious MILF in the world...Vivica Fox!

The most erotic & Sexxxalicious MILF in the world...Vivica Fox!

Editor’s Note:

Personally, the show is as stupid as it sounds. While we applause the use of Vivica Fox as the hostess, since she is clearely the poster child of cougars (other than Demi Moore and Whitney Houston). We can’t help but giggle our asses off at the way Stacey is clearely uncomfortable around the black young’ins. In fact, we noticed that TV Land chose not to show any footage of her interacting with the black guys. Now, you know how we like shocker stuff here at WatchURmouth.com. A MILF show is hot…an interracial MILF show? Now that is just a little kinkier and we get off of things like that.