Kelly Clarkson Pregnant

Kelly Clarkson on American Idol last night

Kelly Clarkson Last Night On American Idol

I am more than confident that you have heard about the controversy surrounding Kelly Clarkson. We made several calls to her label RCA last night and this morning but no one has opted to return our calls. So, we had to do some digging of our own.

David Hodge & His Thickums Kelly Clarkson

David Hodge & His Thickums Kelly Clarkson

Kelly has been going on and off again with her boyfriend David Hall Hodges of Evanescence ( now he’s a looser front man for a bar band called The Age of Information). The break ups were usually over Kelly’s jealous compulsions over his relationship with obese Evanescence front woman Amy Lee. Neither Amy Lee or David will confirm or deny any sexual relationship between them. Kelly has had numerous physical confrontations with Amy Lee in the past.

The Rotund Rocker Amy Lee of Evananscence

The Rotund Rocker Amy Lee of Evananscence

The one thing that we are sure of is? David Hodges is clearly a “chubby chaser”. He likee “da big girls”. So naturally when Kelly lost weight per her record labels insistance, David lost interest in her. When Kelly gained weight? David gained an obsession to be with her and make love to all her portly greatness.

We have a close insider within the record label and we know the answer to the pregnancy question.

Skinny....sexy...Mouthwater Kelly Clarkson               FAT ASS KELLY!

Skinny Kelly & Fat Ass Kelly

Kelly Clarkson is not pregnant. She is fat.

The incredibly talented vocalist just wants her man back.