Confirmed: Ryan Adams is the father of Minnie Driver’s baby

Scandalicious: Mandy Moore doesn’t know!

The Sexxxalicious Mandy Moore
The Sexxxalicious Mandy Moore

 

The sexxxalicious MILF...Minnie Driver
The sexxxalicious MILF…Minnie Driver

Remember that you heard it here first. A lucky snitch friend of ours who works at a famous eatery frequented by Minnie Driver overheard her yelling into her cell phone.    F*ck you Ryan! Ever since you got married to Mandy you’ve completely ignored our baby!”  Ouch! Is Ryan getting “baby daddy dead beatitis” just because his famous and sheshy wife Mandy Moore demands so much of his attention? We all know that Mandy Moore has a strict no booze, no drugs, no Minnie Driver deal breaking policy ( and not necessarily in that order)  Is Ryan Adams ignoring his responsibilities because of his fear of feeling overwhelmed and his strong desire not to fall back into booze and narcotics? Ryan if you are reading this, contact us? We would love to talk to you for a few minutes and obtain some clarity.

OMG Mandy Moore looks so freakin Sexxxalicious

OMG Mandy Moore looks so freakin Sexxxalicious

 

 

Mandy Moore Married to a Geek!!!

 

Mandy Moore married some country, rock singer guy whose had about 9 albums and only 1 gold record. Mandy should atleast date someone on her level. The only thing Ryan Adams is beating Mandy in is Age, he’s the same age of Jesus big cousin. Ryan Adams is 10 years older than Mandy Moore she’s 24 and he’s 34. We here at watchurmouth.com believe this marriage will last about 1 year 3 months 12 days 6 hours 22 minutes and 19 seconds. Basically, she’s just a tax right off for him!!!:

 

The wedding took place Tuesday, said Jillian Fowkes, who gave no further details about the nuptials.

Rumors first surfaced almost a year ago that Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, were dating, as paparazzi photos surfaced of the couple out together in Los Angeles, California.

Moore’s first success as a recording artist came in 1999 with her debut album, “So Real,” which went platinum with the help of her top-10 single “Candy.”

Adams is known for producing rock music with a country influence. He is best known for his song “New York, New York”, which appeared on his 2001 release “Gold.”

Adams is also an author and has produced music for Jesse Malin and Willie Nelson. He recently announced that he was leaving his band, The Cardinals, because of inner ear troubles affecting his balance and hearing. Adams has fronted The Cardinals since 2004