Who’s Better Octomom Or Kate?

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Could Jon Be Kicked Off “Jon And Kate Plus 8″?

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Jon’s Secret Woman Speaks…

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The secret is out and we now know that her name is Deanna Hummel, she is 23 yrs old and single (of course). The two met through mutual friends ( don’t you always?) and have hung out before (but they were in “group” setting). She claims that their relationship is purely platonic and that they talk and socialize with each other just like friends do.

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She does admit that everything is getting blown out of proportion due to the fact that Jon is on TV. If he wasn’t, this wouldn’t even be an issue.  So knowing that ,you decided to go out alone with Jon any way. Also, knowing that there is “trouble” in his marriage, you still decided to do this. If it was me, I would have him come over and watch a movie (oh wait, you already have.. people read below its coming). I wonder if she is trying to be a star and used this as an opportunity to get some “camera time”?

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Hummel also swears that Jon never called her “Babe”. Whatever, when your drunk, would you really remember or pay attention? She also stuck with the story that she was test driving the car only to her car. The question is where was her car parked?

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Now, this is where it gets interesting… According to Us magazine, Hummel’s brother, Jason,  is talking a different story. He is claiming that there could be more going on. Hummel stated: ” The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife.”

Jason tells Us magazine that the Jon and Deanna met at a local Reading bar and were sending $3 shots to each other all night (thats weird, dont you think? The only reason to be doing that is if your trying to get some, in my opinion. I’ve done it…. and it was only for that reason.). Phone calls to the house started in about a month. Jon has been over Deanna place and when he does, Jason said they lock themselves up in her room. Wonder if kate subscribes to Us magazine or People?

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Us magazine also apparently has video of Jon coming out of Hummels place 7:30 am the next day. Hmmmm…. My spiderman senses are tingling, people!

To see the video click on this link: http://www.usmagazine.com/news/see-jon-and-kate-dad-sneaking-out-of-mistress-home-200955

Who needs daytime soaps, when Jon is supplying more than enough entertainment?

Jon’s Living It Up In Philly…Again!

Shame on you!

Shame on you!

Once again, Jon Gosselin’s “carelessness” is leading him deeper and deeper into something that he will soon not be able to climb out of. On April 18, Jon was seen in the front passenger car of a female (supposedly it was Jon’s car and she just wanted to test drive it, *cough*cough) leaving a bar in Philadelphia called “Legends” around 2 am ( hey but at least he wasnt drinking and driving! Although, she don’t look to sober either).

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According to UsMagazine, he had gotten to the club around 11:20 and when he left at 2am ( duh, last call baby is at 1:30am) was barely able to walk. Looks like he may be using alcohol to take care of issues he may have with his marriage and life, at least to me. He goes on to say that he has male and female friends and will not give up those relationships just because he is on tv” (you normally dont, Jon, you just replace them with new famous ones). He tried to explain by saying, “I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car”.  “Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

During happier times

During happier times

Where was Kate? 2,ooo miles away promoting her book “8 Little Faces” in Bellevue, Washington. So who is watching the kids if mommy is working on the road and daddy is partying in the city?

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He, of course, goes on to repent by saying “However, being out…late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

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No Jon, these allegations are not hurting your family… you are. By acting out in a way that is not healthy. Then again, with a controlling wife and a life that you really dont want, you do need an outlet but this isn’t it.

Kate, you need to see what is going on with your husband. He is begging you to listen that he is not happy and if your marriage means anything to you, you will seriously sit down and think about EVERYTHING, figure out what is more important. Your husband and family or you and your career.

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Jon Gosselin Still Talking… Could It Be Guilt?

jonkate-plus-8Sometimes its better to just shut up. Mr. “It’s hard for me right now” is still talking about the so called “incident”. Being the good little boy that he is, he is sticking to his story and swears that he has never been unfaithful to his dear Kate. How is Jon showing his nagging wife that he is faithful, honest and true? According to TV Guide, Season 5 (watchurmouth called it a couple weeks ago). We all know that at the end of season 4 he really didn’t want to continue but he must. How do you tame a woman scorned? Put your head down, tail between your legs, and always say “yes, honey”. In simple terms, KISS HER ASS!

Happier days

Happier days

How is Kate doing? Great. She doesn’t have any regrets with how her and her family are viewed by others because according to Ladies Home Journal: “The couple argues frequently on the series, but to Kate, that just means TLC is keeping it real. “Our show is the realest reality show there is,” she says. “You get the good, the bad and the ugly.” Idon’t know if I would agree with all that, a lot of reality shows are very real. To me, that sounds like confidence is moving to arrogance. All that matters is we get our fix of emotions and watch some cute kids.

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Jon And Kate To Return For More In Season 5

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The only way Jon would get off the show is by divorcing  Kate. Which we all know will not happen, he would get egged as soon as he walked onto the sidewalk. Recently, many students at the Univ of Penn have been blogging that Jon Gosselin has indeed confirmed that they will be back for Season 5. Mr. “I don’t have the balls to quit” has been giving seminars at the University and when asked about the return of Jon and Kate plus 8, he simply said “Yes, there will be a season 5”.

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Again, who knows if saying that the show will return is a ploy from TLC for ratings. Having the secret “leaked” out will certainly cause a frenzy among fans. We do hope that during the break two things have happened for Jon and Kate. One, Jon re-discovered that he is a man and was able to grow a 2nd set of un-detachable balls (use superglue if you have too). Two, Kate finally found a good shrink. One that can help control her overbearing personality or take control of the multiple personalities (either/ or). Hopefully, they also will  be able to get a better couch, since that is the reason for the tense body expressions between them. They are in denial or really think that the public is that stupid not to see what is growing between them. We like to call that “resentment” or “hatred”, pick one… does it really matter? Either way, we all will be watching the season premier waiting for the drama to kick in… just like every other reality show.

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Jon And Kate’s Finale: Marriage Or Show?

jonkate8-729110So now we know that Kate was in Philadelphia with the children, while Jon was away for 8 days helping his mom heal from a broken foot. I see that having  fun with college girls and getting drunk, is part of the healing process. Did not know that. Must make mental note: “To help others, be selfish”. Got it. That sounds like a fair trade off…. right? I go out and meet hot chicks, while my wife is at home with 8 screaming kids, right? So Jon, for a few nights of fun, along with the pain and humilation this has caused,  the only thing you could say was ” I made a bad decision.” Hope that was worth the shame you put on your family ,Jon. Yet, I have to wonder if all of this was part of TLC’s idea to get ratings. As I stated before in another blog, if so: “That is so wrong on so many levels, but brilliant”. The same question goes to TLC. Was it worth smearing the family’s name? People seem to forget that there are real people involved, real lives.

It is blatantly obvious that the show is taking its toll not only on Jon ,but on their marriage. Kate, you need to recognize this and help your husband. You would not have the things that you do (show, fame, kids..etc) without him ( it takes 2 to make a baby, people). johnkate-hawaii-vowsHe’s actions, clearly spoke  louder than his words and so did hers. He in his own way he is trying to tell Kate that he is done with the series and wants to lead a normal life. Kate on the other hand is enjoying the attention, the perks, and the life that she is now leading. If the two of them don’t get their act together and get on the same page they will headed down a rough road. It is not as if Kate doesn’t see the problems, more that she is choosing to put herself first. Even ignoring the problems. She wants this life and he doesn’t . Keep pushing your husband, you will be the only one sitting on that couch.

The show is slowly turning away from the innocence of what it was suppose to be…about raising a family with 8 kids. Maybe Jon and Kate should have done more research before signing the contract. I’m sure in the fine writing it reads: “privacy and life as you know it, will never be the same”, “Those faint at heart not need to apply”. Underneath that will read “…But we will give you fame, money, and fillful every wish you have.” I’m sure it sounded good in the begining but I do wonder if the contract  was from TLC or the devil asking for their soul? There may be a season 5, I don’t see it.  I did hear tho, that TLC will have another new show if they decide not to come back, it’s called “Just Kate plus 8“.

Damn!!! Dear Abby/ What you need to do!!!:

What you need to do, is a weekly segement. We try to help out the people that sends there problems to the Dear Abby advice column. By giving some real advice instead of the corny advice that you recive from that damn, Dear Abby!!!

 

DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend, “Josh,” won’t leave me alone. We have been living together for almost a year, and he is the ultimate overprotector. When I start to leave the house to run errands or anything, he stops me and asks, “Where do you think you’re going?” When I tell him, he will then follow me to the location.

I love Josh and would never want to hurt his feelings, but I think he’s a little too worried about me. I’m an adult, and I can take care of myself. Is Josh being too overprotective, or am I just crazy? — OVERPROTECTED IN OREGON

Here’s Dear Abby’s response

DEAR OVERPROTECTED: You’re not crazy. Josh’s behavior is over the top and is less about your safety than his own insecurity and lack of trust. Every year or so, I print the warning signs of an abuser. Please review them carefully. If any of the signs in addition to No. 3 apply to you, you should end the relationship immediately. Read on:

See, Dear Abby doesn’t help ms. OVERPROTECTED.

           Ms. OVERPROTECTED this is “what you need to do”.  Find yourself a man that looks like this:

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Make this new man your Jump off*(defined at bottom of post), and then start preparing to cook Josh a beautiful breakfast with eggs and bacon and grits. Wake him up on this lovely morning, tell him how safe, and protected he make you feel. Let Josh know that you love him and you’ll never hurt his “feelings”. Hold his hand and walk him over to kitchen. Pull out his chair so he can sit down. When he sits in the chair, kiss him on his neck and let him know you’ll be right back with his breakfast that you prepared while he was a sleep. Take all the bacon and put it on a trey. Take two pieces of bacon and form them into a heart on a plate. Then take the eggs you’ve cooked and place them in the middle of the heart shaped bacon. after that take the trey of bacon and the plate that’s designed with your love and place them in front of him on the table. Give him a kiss and tell him you’ll be right back because you forgot the grits. Grab a bowl and fill it with grits. Take the extremely hot pot with the left over grits in it, towards the table and while Josh is busy eating take the bowl of grits that’s in your left hand and pour it on his head. This act will make him either jump straight up out of his seat or look up in the air. This is your opportunity to throw the boiling  grits in his face and hit him in the head with the  pot.  You should began to beat Josh repeatedly over the head and in the face with your hot pot. The reason your doing this is because he’s cheating on you and that’s why he’s so over-protective. Josh Figures if he has time and opportunity to cheat than you have that same opportunity and if he’s cheating than you are probably doing the same thing!!!

This is the number 1 reason for a man being to over-protective.

*Jump off – A guy that your having fun and sex with besides your main boyfriend, that also know about your boyfriend. But your boyfriend doesn’t know about him!!!! 

 

 

Adriana Lima’s husband Marko Jaric, Rapes woman on a Philadelphia street!!!

On the Febuary 11th A woman who name we must keep private. due to laws that we must abide by, even though we were able to bribe the officer who took the report for the womans name with $ 500 and lakers tickets. (so sad, everyone has a price) what we found was Adriana Lima’s husband Marko Jaric had a lot of funny with a naked woman in an alleyway on one of the phialdelphia streets. Yes we know what street. And no we are not telling you that this event happend on 17th & Ranstead in downtown philadelphia right next to his hotel the. All we saying is  why couldn’t he be a more respectable rapist like Kobe Bryant and rape her in a hotel room. did he real need to touch it that bad. I mean a dirty, filthy alley next to the blue dumpster. thats just wrong!!! well atleast the woman Marko Jaric raped was broker than kobe bryant colorado girl because she settled out of court even before the charges was brought up. I like that she played it smart!!!

Here’s what Marko Jaric people are realesing about the matter:

The Philadelphia District Attorney’s office will not to file charges against NBA star and Adriana Lima’s husband Marko Jaric despite claims of sexual assault, Jaric’s attorney said in a statement sent to FOXNews.com in response to the allegations first reported by Sports Illustrated.

According to multiple sources familiar with the investigation, Jaric was the subject of a probe related to an alleged incident that occurred in February, when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

“I received official word from the Philadelphia District Attorney’s office that after a thorough investigation no charges will be filed against my client … in connection with the alleged incident with an unnamed female on February 11, 2009,” said Jaric attorney Bruce Castor in a statement to SI.com.