Is Reggie Beggin Kim Back?

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Kim Kardashian her butt was not made for the 80’s

Kim Kardashian…  we love her shiny big ole…big ole…BUTT…

Don’t think her looks were made for the 80’s but who gives a damn..

OMG...we would do things to this girls BOOTAY...that just aint right!

Now we’re not Kim Kardashian stans or anything. But…o’k we’re lying, we confess. There is something about a white girl with a black woman’s ass that you have just gotta love!

Kim Kardashian and her fat ugly sister Kloeh

We kid with Kloe…we think she’s hot…in a stallion sort a way..LOL

Kim Kardashian Complex Magazine Photoshop Desperation

Nah….No F*cking way!

The Sexxxalicious Kim Kardashian

 

 

 

The men at WatchUrmouth.com love to pull our puds to Kim K. This picture hurts my soul. I understand almost all photos need some touch up work. I understand a shade here…some lighting here.. a cropping or two….BUT DAMN! Whose damn legs are those? Kim Kardashian came out and said “so what, I have a little cellulite..what curvy woman doesn’t?” 

Kim Kardashian Before & After Photoshop cover photo

1. That is not a little Cellulite, your legs look like a Phillipine Relief Map

2. You clearly have been under the Plastic Surgeons knife at least a couple of times. You paid for the nose and the breasts,  are you that cheap that you couldn’t get those layers and layers of fat stuff cleaned up off of your legs?

3. We still love  you and yes, most of us will still be molesting ourselves later tonight all over your picture.

4. You have one of the hottest players in the NFL on your arm. Do you know what NFL means? It means Not For Long if you don’t do something about those cellulite encrusted legs.

5. Please refer to number 3. I’m adding this picture below because I am so digusted and dissapointed in you right now.

 

Oh my Damn! Kim Kardashian

Yeah…..That’s better….much better….We heart you Kim..We heart you long time…

The Bad Girls Club – SEXTAPE !!!

The Bad Girls Club

This is breaking news and you heard it here at WatchUrmouth.com first! The internet will be blazing with a new sex tape scandal. Our inside person at the production company has confirmed that a theft has occurred. They are not sure who stole the footage but it has been confirmed that the footage is missing. It appears that one of the crew members has been making a secret cache of Bad Girls Club sex scenes. The reality TV hit show has hours of sexual footage because, well quite frankly, all of the girls are extremely sexually promiscuous. ( For most of our fans, that means that they are total slut buckets) The Bad Girls sign waivers that would allow the producers of the show to release the sexually charged material without permission or financial compensation. So the girls have absolutely no say in the manner or legal recourse. The executive producers of the show do have all the power and they are infuriated. Rumor has it that the clandestine crew member who made separate copies of all the sex scenes has been quietly shopping it around to Vivid, Evil Angel and the sex internet tycoons Brazzers. 

 

We are not going to tell you which scenes are the hottest. O’k, we will tell you about the one scene. Let’s just say that two girls in a pool with some locals was our favorite scene. We have seen our share of celebrity sex tapes and these girls make Superhead ( Karrine Stephans) Kim Kardashian, and even the totem pole slinger Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson look like Queen Elizabeth at that time of the month. These girls are not only bad? But the words “sinfully perverted” with the sheer level of sexual carnality screams in our minds. Well, due to our inside snitch ( we luv u mike) and our promise to feature as many of his stories he wants. He gave us a link to the sex tape. This is not safe for work!  

 

Click on the picture if you want to see the video. Please hurry because you know they will take it down as quick as hell !

Let us know what you think?

 

The Bad Girls Club Sex Tape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reggie Bush is mashing another Kardashian!

America's Fave swirl couple Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

There appears to be some troubles for America’s most beautiful swirl couple.  There have been several suspicious sightings and meetings taking place with Reggie Bush and an un-known drop dead georgeous brunette who looks a lot like Kim Kardashian….but it’s not.  Here at WatchUrmouth.com we have the exclusive story. It appears that Reggie Bush might be blowing the back out Kim’s older sister Kourtney Kardashian! 

Kourtney Kardashian looking scrumptious in a bikini

Kourtney Kardashian recently hooked up with Reggie Bush for his birthday in Miami. Kim was over 2,000 miles away at home with “the flu”.  We have the inside story from a close source that Kourtney was supposed to go down and celebrate Reggie’s birthday party with him alone. The trusting Kim didn’t see anything wrong with it.

Kim trusting her sister Kourtney...so sad

 

When Kloe Kardashian (the younger chubby sister) got word of it (who has been suspecting that Kourtney may be having an affair with Reggie) she dropped all of her plans and insisted on going to Miami with Kourtney.

My spies at the LIV nightclub in Miami told me that they were all having a pretty good time until Kourtney had a little too much Patrone and began playing herself.  “she couldn’t keep her hands off of Reggie” as my source reported. Kloe was furious with her older sister’s Kourtney’s completely innapropiate and disrespectful behaviour. At one point after Kourtney gave Reggie his birthday cake she was clearly overheard whispering into his ear “ I hope you wished for the right thing tonight baby”.  

 

Kourtney was all over Kim's man all night!

 

Kloe was photographed attempting to separate Kourtney from Reggie to avoid any further embarrassment by the paparazzi  who was snapping shots of the entire fiasco.  They say a picture speaks a thousand words. What does this pic say about Kourtney’s true feelings for Reggie Bush?

Kourtney looking into Reggie's eyes..lovingly

Young Jeezy and Khloe Kardashian are a hot new couple!

Remember you heard it here first!

Young Jeezy and his new love Khloe Kardashian

Hip-Hop superstar Young Jeezy and Khloe Kardashian have been trying their best to keep it a secret. However, thanks to the investigative reporting of fellow blogger Sandra Rose, we have the story. Young Jeezy and Khloe Kardashian are the hottest new swirl couple in the entertainment world. Khloe Kardashian (the celebutard chunky little sister of Kim Kardashian) who has no talent, no skills, and has been living in the shadows of her big bootaay sister Kim Kardashian (another no talented, no skills, hot porno actress) whose only claim to fame is the porno movie she made with Ray J. ( R&B singer Brandy’s little brother ( ummm…yes, Brandy who hasn’t had a hit record in five years and killed a woman with her range rover) Has been getting her back blown out by the rap impresario .

Young Jeezy is supposed to be a gangster rapper. A gangster rapper that recorded a hot album where he clearly made claims of his “pro-black” position. Young Jeezy who was engaged to super ghetto ass Keyshia Cole dumped her unexpectedly. Many insiders close to both camps couldn’t understand why. Now, we know why! Young Jeezy dumped her for Khloe Kardashian. Recently the hip-hop thug has taken on a softer aesthetic “with his beard” and has been seen in art galleries, fashion shows, and even a poetry reading! One of my insiders confided in me that “Khloe Kardashian has really been good for Jeezy. She has opened him up to a whole different world.” What do you think, did Young Jeezy “trade-up “ or “trade-down” ?

Did Young Jeezy Trade Up?

Sexxxy Khloe Kardashian

OR

Did Young Jeezy Trade Down ?

So Ghetto in red